I don't know why I found this so amusing, but the best line is that it looked like a "stone dropping on your face pond." Maybe it is the sheer ridiculousness of making a video in slow motion with some weird power massager thingy pounding up against various parts of your person. This is pretty good up until the nose part. After the nose part, you must watch at your own risk because it contains man boobs and hairy backs. You have been warned!
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