If you have an old touch tone landline phone, you can actually call Motley Crüe circa 1989! Sure it will cost you .75 cents a minute, and your mom is going to bitch but HEY you could talk to the Crüe in their prime! Are you really going to pass up the chance to listen to Dr. Feelgood before anyone else? Okay, yes I know this is old. It's hysterical! Imagine if you could call them and talk to them circa 1989. You could warn them against marrying Baywatch chicks, visits to jail, making homemade porns, John Corabi! I actually did call the number. I talked to Vince. He was sitting at home in his underwear and he asked me to bring him some chicken?