Who Drew Di*cks on the Cars?

 

There's been a rash of snow penises lately because of the snow. My boss had two penises drawn on his car and my neighbors had a huge one drawn on their driveway! Who could possibly be the monster behind this? I haven't found anything on my driveway or car. Coincidence? Anyway, I don't know how I've missed this for 2 years. Netflix produced a true crime documentary called "American Vandal". The first season was about a kid who was accused of spray painting wieners on all of the teacher's cars. It's up to two nerdy students to prove his innocence. This looks amazing and I'm ashamed I've not seen it. What I'm not ashamed of is my obsession of drawing dicks as of late. Oops. 

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