Imagine shopping, minding your own business, just nothing exciting. Then it happens. You overhear the most messed up conversation. This guy makes that dream come true. I have to admit, I'm done this kind of crap. My sister had me on her car Bluetooth while she hit a drive thru. I had a great time talking about my various physical ailments. I also asked her if her boyfriend ever got that thing looked at, stuff like that. But this guy has all kinds of messed up things to share. He's my new hero!