Awkward couples for Valentine's Day

 

Are you sad about being alone on Valentine's Day? Here's a couple of things you should know about Valentine's Day. First of all, it was a Pagan Holiday.  Romans devoted the day to Juno Fructifier, Queen of the Roman gods and goddesses as well as goddess of marriage. Then Valentine's Day was celebrated in honor of St. Valentine who's head is preserved somewhere. There was a bloody massacre in Chicago in 1929, (which I tell people I'm out celebrating). Then it became about love, flowers, candy, and finding someone... just ANYONE to celebrate with. Why am I telling you all of this? Because I don't want you to be sad if you're alone today. Look at these couples, do you really want to be like them? Well, maybe the naked suit couple. 

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