Ah Toledo. I love this city. We turn an overgrown weed into a Nationally famous symbol of Christmas hope and cheer, celebrate celebrities autographing hot dog buns, and are proud of our very own famous cross dresser. (Klinger on M*A*S*H, which we should be proud of!) Well this story hits just in time for my birthday. A woman decided to "seductively dance" around a utility pole. Unfortunately the pole was dangerously close to a busy intersection. Her backside was exposed and she was causing a distraction to drivers. Look, girl is just trying to live her best life and someone called the police on her. Our tiny dancer didn't let that stop her! She continued to twerk while she was being "cuffed and stuffed" as we used to say. God Bless Toledo.