I'm not even sure if this is safe to watch at work. I mean, it might be? This is a geoduck. It's a giant clam that looks like a, well.. you know. Seriously, look at it. You know what it looks like. Then it spits on the girl and she's all "ooh a phallic thing spit on me oh no". Is this a thing? Some things I'll never understand, like why I had to watch this video 10x.